Miscellaneous

I drove by a Lion’s Choice the other day. I’ve never been to one and probably never will. After all, a lion will eat meat off the rotting corpse of a wildebeest. So I don’t think they’re the best source for culinary advice.

A rigid ideology can make smart people stupid and stupid people dangerous.

I think my brain has a mind of its own.

It would be very difficult to actually hit two birds with one stone.

If God rested on the Seventh day, what do you suppose he did on his day off?

It even rains on the Buddha.

In the West, through God you seek peace. In the East, through peace you seek God.

There is no end to what you will believe from someone who tells you what you want to hear.

Nothing draws attention like a story.

My conscious mind has no idea what my subconscious and unconscious minds are up to.

Q: Should we have an open casket funeral?
A: Remains to be seen.

If testosterone did not occur naturally it would be a controlled substance.

Earth is the most photogenic planet. Sorry Saturn.

There is no consumption without consequence.

It's a funny phrase: "It’s in the ball park." I’ve been to a ball park. They’re really big. If I said: "I need to find a particular person," would you say: "You shouldn’t have any trouble. They’re in the ball park"? Probably not.

Probably the worst thing you can do if you want someone to think fast is to tell them to "think fast!" Or "Don't look down!"

What did the lemon say to the lime? Are you feeling OK?

Are Hamlet and Piglet related?

If wines stopped with corks can get corked, what happens to screw-top wine bottles?

Squirrels are the biggest jerks in the animal kingdom.