Dedicated to shameless egocentricity and the misguided notion that people really want to know who I am and what I have to say. Accept no substitutions.

For my business site, please visit Terrible Lizard Productions at www.terriblelizard.com. I'm now retired and generally do not take on new projects unless they intrigue me creatively or are ridiculously lucrative.
Disclaimers
This site uses 100% recycled pixels.
Any resemblance to a person, living or dead, with the possible exception of me, is purely coincidental.
No animals were killed or injured in the production of this website. I did tease some monkeys however.